READERS, HAVE YOU HEARD? IT’S PITCH WARS EVE! EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. WE’RE GOING TO BE FINE. DEEP BREATHS.

…ARE WE BREATHING?
YES? NO? MAYBE?
Great. I’m glad we’re on the same page here. Now that my caps-lock is off, I just wanted to say good luck to all my potential fellow mentees out there. This is a scary and brave thing we’re doing. Even if we don’t get matched with a mentor, the important thing is that we’ve done our best. Right? Right.
Anyway, the submission window opens tomorrow and I am beside myself. I’ll be at the hospital all day for an annual checkup and the whole time I’ll be thinking about submitting.
Let’s not crash the servers though, shall we?
Anxiously yours,
Lex